9310 points - Mark
Welcome to the new Überstompf web site!

490 points - ewan
mark you are an evil genius, this is impossible

380 points - mistertim
clearly there's more work to be done on my gaming skills...

12040 points - Mark
Hooray! Level 4! Beat that! ;-)

5240 points - Tommy Boo
ARRRGGGH!

90 points - andriani
i don't get it...it's really hard!

980 points - andriani
woohoo!990 points...is that good?!

230 points - arsene
help me

710 points - patrick j barrett
have you ever seen chelsea win the league? have you ever seen chelsea win the league? have you ever seen chelsea, ever seen chelsea, ever seen chelsea win the league? YES WE HAVE!!!

160 points - ilana pilana
play the sugababes you bastards. push the button is a great song .

60 points - Cat
Blimey... know i know how king kong felt!!! Great site though!

190 points - Cat
Very addictive!!

160 points - Jon
i'm a proper spaz

240 points - Jon
I'm with Ewan on this. Whoever gets the top score gets free entry,a bottle of a l'coq and the choice of one britpop tune from shine 2. (Mark is not allowed in this competition as he designed it and gets in free anyway)

1430 points - Ryan
Jesus. Addictive, or WHAT?! Brilliant site mate. Superbe.

3490 points - andriani
i passed the first level!

530 points - Dinosaur
I love Uberstomping

90 points - RyanG
dear jon, cock of the north. your site looks good, don't see my photo's though. sons of temperance it says, are you in a band? you haven't mentioned that.

1030 points - Caspar
I stompfed him good an proper!

400 points - Jon.Farny
Fu#king impossible this game, a little to complicated for us simple northern folk... Jon-boy I'll be down to lose my uberstompf virginity at the end of January.See you all then…

3920 points - Rajinder
why won't the bad men leave the dinosaur alone?

6720 points - Rajinder
oh yes level 3! I should really get back to work now

15080 points - Rajinder
Uberstompf Champion

170 points - sam
love or death!

2250 points - Jon
I am becoming less of a spaz but I'll never beat Rajinder's score. He gets in for free at the next uberstompf unless someone beats his score by 26th January

4110 points - Kat
ubercock

7730 points - Jon
I'm getting better!

4360 points - Jon
I'am not as good as I thought I was! If I was a student and played this all the time like Rajinder I might be

80 points - Fearless
Northern J - Am shit at the game, but can I be one of the guests on the 24th? Tim

80 points - orcadian david
all my cd's are scratched.

16880 points - Rajinder
what happened to that guy who was going to beat my score jon?

8840 points - Jon
Its only a matter of time now.....

10640 points - Mark
Hmmm, can't quite seem to beat Raj!

1560 points - burre
shit!

1280 points - burre
still sh*t! Im never getting good at this. Maybe i should try it sober!?

1510 points - edi
uberstompf uberall uberhaupt

4870 points - Jon
practice makes perfect

2660 points - burre
thought i'd never be good at this only getting a few hundred points before. Great game though. VERY Addictive.

9430 points - Jon
I need to get out more....

6010 points - Jon
Those little men get me every time

180 points - Suzy
this game annoys me immensely

380 points - Suzy
i dont like this game at all

12530 points - Jon
I fear this is the best score I can manage

13490 points - Jon
I'll get that Rajinder one day.....

12230 points - Mark
Thought I'd have another try...

520 points - no more heroes
oh dear, what a crappy score

60 points - Candy Appleman
Who can find me?

2150 points - Suzy
i finally worked it out! well that degree came in handy...

290 points - Gemma
If its not a blue hedgehog I can't do it. Stoopid dinosaurs! Jeff Goldblum was right to be sceptical

12900 points - Jon
Soon

260 points - Jay
This game is REALLY REALLY FUCKIN Difficult for someone who's not played computer games since the age of 8. p.s. How can that little man kill the Gozilla?!

11690 points - Mark
Dammit

280 points - hgh
ghgh

80 points - mark
what a fucking stupid way to open a web site. fuck it off

90 points - the flying pickets
save our pensions you cunts

940 points - toby atkins
kick ass, i worked out how to play the game!

280 points - Dinosaurus
Uberstompf is great

4270 points - doublejo(H)ngrey Graham
Come on you fuckers! i'll burn you up y'hear me! i'll roast you like a chicken! i'll spit roast you like i did to your mum! i'll set you on fire like i did to your dad! i'll.... you get the gist.

70 points - Doublejo(H)ngrey Graham
the battle for lowest score rages... how did you get so low? are you in hard-fi or somthing?

70 points - Doublejo(H)ngrey Graham
the battle for lowest score rages... how did you get so low? are you in hard-fi or somthing?

190 points - Dixon Bainbridge
Then the wolf came at me... luckily I had a pistol hidden in my moustache and shot the hound.